Hugh Jackman: “There is Nothing Too Skanky For My Wanky!” On Fallon
Taking care of a media appearance, Hugh Jackman paid a visit to “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” last night (September 19).
And while the “Les Miserables” hunk was in the house to promote his new flick “Prisoners,” the action quickly shifted to a man-to-man arm wrestling match.
Fallon told Hugh that during the bout, he prefers to call out what he’ll do after he wins, setting the stage for some seriously funny one-liners.
Leading off, Jimmy declared, “After I win I’m going to run a hot bath, light some candles, and listen to my favorite band of all time- Hoobastank,” to which Jackman replied, “After I win, you know what I’m gonna do Jimmy? I’m gonna to get in a fight with Dwayne Johnson, I’m gonna put a paper bag over his head and say, ‘Ha! Paper over Rock!’”
Towards the end, Fallon struggled as he blurted out, “After I win I’m gonna dance like nobody’s watching, I’m gonna sing like nobody’s listening, I’m gonna twerk like nobody’s yelling, ‘Hey this is a little league game. Take a hike, creep!’”
And right before he pinned Jimmy, Hugh stated, “After I win, I’m gonna get into some very weird ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ kind of shears, because there is nothing too skanky for my wanky!”
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